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« on: February 06, 2025, 16:01 »
Koffi Olomide remixing Loi is an unforgivable crime against music—a musical war crime if you will. Who asked for this? Who needed this? Nobody!
Loi is a certified classic, a monument in Congolese music, the kind of song that should have been left untouched, preserved in a glass case at the Louvre. But no, Koffi, in his infinite lack of judgment, decided to butcher his own masterpiece. It’s like Michelangelo waking up one day and deciding to repaint the Sistine Chapel in graffiti.
And for what? Auto-Tune and recycled beats? The sheer audacity of taking a song that defined an era, that shook stadiums, that made people lose their minds on the dance floor, and turning it into this overproduced, lifeless, attention-seeking disaster is beyond comprehension.
What happened, Koffi? Were you sitting around, sipping some overpriced champagne, and suddenly thought, "You know what would be a good idea? Ruining my legacy." Because that is exactly what you have done.
This remix is a betrayal to every 90s kid who danced to the original, to every fan who held Loi as a sacred anthem, and to the entire genre of soukous music itself. Instead of evolving gracefully like the legend he is, Koffi has decided to chase clout in the most embarrassing way possible, slapping a remix on a timeless hit just to stay relevant.
What’s next? A reggaeton version of Ultimatum? A trap remix of Effrakata featuring some random TikTok rapper? Please, Koffi, let classics be classics.
The only thing left to do now is delete that remix from existence, issue a public apology, and pretend this never happened. Loi deserved better. We all deserved better.
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