KIbens writting. Talk about being over the top...
"Nzala naza n'ango pour toi eleki oy'a bana" lol
The hunger I have got for you exceeds that of the children
"Ten nayo homogene lokola mposo ya liki"
Your skin is homogenous like the skin of an egg lol
"Je te resterai fidèle lokola Arafat (the palestinina minister) toujour fidel asali te achanga jamias look"
I will stay faithful to you like Arafat stay true to himself and never changed his style
And my favourite one
"Le Pouvoir Publique, Ministère de la Santé ba pekisi yo promenade a pied batie ba cardiologue na ba nzela ponako prévenir ba kaya crise cardiaque, chérie reste a la maison sinon toko risque procés d'homicide"
The Public Power, The Health Minister have forbidden you to make walks on foot in the street, so they can prevent cases of heart attacks, baby just stay inside the hiuse, because if you go out we might get charged for homicide and go to court
Lol I have never laughed so much hard in my life hearing a line
Aaaah Kibens I wish to enter that guy's mind when he writes to know where this kind of inspirations comes from lol
